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🤫 New · Local-first meeting intelligence

Keep it in the cave.

Neander-Hush is the data-sovereign AI meeting assistant. Live transcription, summaries, and action items — computed and stored on your own hardware. No cloud. No bot joining your calls. No phone-home, not even for licensing.

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✓ Works with Zoom, Teams, Meet, FaceTime — anything ✓ Runs offline & air-gapped ✓ You own it forever
🔥 Coming to the cave

Meet Lucy — your assistant in the cave.

Ask her anything your meetings ever heard — "what did we promise them in March?" — and she answers from your own transcripts, with citations to the exact meeting and minute. She'll see your calendar without touching the cloud, and draft your follow-ups before you've poured the coffee.

And like everything in the cave, she never leaves. Lucy runs on your hardware, remembers on your disk, and answers to no one but you.

Named for the 3.2-million-year-old discovery that changed what we know about being human — the most famous prehistoric woman on Earth.
Cloud note-takers: $240 per user, per year, forever — and your audio lives on their servers. → Neander-Hush: $199 once. Yours for life. Your audio never leaves the building.
Why sovereign

Your meetings are institutional knowledge. Stop donating them.

Every strategy call, negotiation, and QBR you run through a cloud note-taker becomes data on someone else's infrastructure — subject to their retention policies, their breaches, and their training pipelines. Neander-Hush was built on one conviction: the intelligence your meetings produce should belong to your institution, and only your institution.

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Nothing leaves the building

Audio capture, transcription, and AI summaries all run on the machine that recorded them. Compliance teams stop saying no — there is nothing to review, because nothing is transmitted.

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Own it like a tool, not a lease

One payment. The version you buy works forever — offline, air-gapped, no kill-switch, no account required. Even our license keys verify locally.

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No bot in your meeting

Neander-Hush listens to your computer's audio, not your meeting platform. No awkward "recording bot" participant, no per-platform integrations to break, nothing your counterparty can see.

How it works

Three steps. Zero cloud.

Capture

Records system audio + microphone with professional mixing — works with every meeting app, on macOS and Windows, with GPU acceleration.

Transcribe — live

On-device speech recognition with state-of-the-art open models (NVIDIA Parakeet for speed, Whisper for 99-language coverage), then a second accuracy pass on the recording.

Understand

Local AI turns the transcript into summaries, decisions, and action items. Bring your own model via Ollama or any OpenAI-compatible endpoint — cloud models exist only behind an explicit sovereignty toggle.

Carving the roadmap

What ships, and what's being painted on the wall next

Now — early access

The sovereign core

Live local transcription, meeting library, AI summaries and action items, model manager, GPU acceleration — the complete private meeting workflow.

Next

Cave Memory

Ask questions across every meeting you've ever recorded — "what did we promise them in March?" — answered on-device with citations. Institutional memory that never leaves the building.

Next

Agentic follow-ups

Drafted follow-up emails, per-person commitment logs, decision records, and exports to Markdown, Obsidian, CSV, or webhooks — generated the moment the meeting ends.

Next

Enterprise pack

SSO, admin policy lockdown (disable cloud org-wide), audit logs, retention policies, air-gap installers, and mass deployment — plus the Sentinel attach: meeting intelligence feeding your supply-chain command center.

The proof

Don't trust us. Run Wireshark.

Every "private" cloud tool asks you to believe a policy document. Neander-Hush asks you to run a packet capture. Record a meeting, generate a summary, search your library — and watch the network do nothing. Sovereignty you can verify beats privacy you have to believe.

# while recording, transcribing & summarizing…
$ tcpdump -i any -n host not localhost
tcpdump: listening on any…
 
0 packets captured
0 packets received by filter
# that's the product.
Ownership pricing

Buy it once. It's yours.

Your data doesn't pay rent, and neither should your tools. Every license includes 12 months of updates; after that the app keeps working forever, and continued updates are an optional renewal — never a ransom.

Per seat
$199
One-time · Perpetual
  • Full product, every local AI feature
  • Works offline & air-gapped forever
  • 12 months of updates included
  • Optional updates renewal ~$49/yr after
  • 30-day full trial
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Site license
$4,995+
Per company · Unlimited seats
  • $4,995 up to 100 staff
  • $14,995 up to 1,000 staff
  • $39,995 unlimited
  • Enterprise pack: SSO, admin lockdown, audit, air-gap installer
  • Priority support · Year-1 updates
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Sentinel customers
Bundled
With your platform agreement
  • Site license folded into your Sentinel contract
  • Meeting intelligence feeds Hawk & Sentinel
  • QBRs, procurement calls & negotiations become supply-chain signal
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The sacred promise: the version you buy never expires, never phones home, and never holds your data hostage. That's what sovereign means.
Early access

Get in before the ice age ends

Early-access seats are limited while we harden the packet-capture guarantee across platforms. Founding users lock the $199 price for every seat they ever buy.

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